April 27, 2008

How Many Internet Marketers Does It Take To…

Posted by Alice Seba

Diamond Shreddies Commercial …change a light bulb?

A: A lot.

One Internet marketer will prefer to wait for the latest guru launch of “Light Bulb Changing Secrets” before getting started.

Another will be busy seeing if there is a way to automate the process and mass insert light bulbs instead.

Yet another will be too busy posting on light bulb forums to get any of the work done.

In fact, I’m not exactly sure if anyone will be able to get light bulb screwed in. Maybe we could outsource this?

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17 Responses

GiGi on April 27th, 2008 8:16 am

Priceless! And way too true!
The Story Ideas Virtuoso on April 27th, 2008 8:59 am

Alice,

This is not just an “attempt” at Internet Marketing humor (as your Tweet suggested). Girl, you nailed it!

Nice one!

I love it,

Deb Gallardo
Diana Walker on April 27th, 2008 9:04 am

This is hilarious, Alice!
Thanks for a great laugh on a Sunday morning!
Diana
Ken Chandler on April 27th, 2008 9:06 am

There is a lesson in this. Loved it
Willie Crawford on April 27th, 2008 9:13 am

Painfully accurate.

Willie
Mary Gallagher on April 27th, 2008 9:26 am

Everybody needs a chuckle at least 10 times a day and this was one of mine!

You forgot the Internet Marketer who creates an “engineering plan to make sure it’s the most effective mechanical delivery system and longest lasting greenest light bulb material to put in place” before implementing.

Thanks, Alice, for allowing me to laugh at myself and get to the heart of the matter in the process.

Best,
Mary
Susan on April 27th, 2008 9:35 am

It really hurts to laugh at that - it is so, so true!
Jenn on April 27th, 2008 9:52 am

LOL!! So true, I’m all for outsourcing it…sounds like a job for an intern :o)
debbie on April 27th, 2008 11:11 am

LOL, Another Good One Alice!!

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Aurelia on April 27th, 2008 3:23 pm

LOL Excellent Alice!!
Scott Stratten on April 27th, 2008 4:50 pm

This “Light Bulb Changing Secrets” intrigues me… what is your affiliate payout?
Stefanie on April 27th, 2008 6:06 pm

Alice- That was so cute and clever! Very true too
Mary on April 27th, 2008 9:05 pm

Yes Alice, I suggest that it would be best to outsource this. LOL

Thanks for the laugh, this is so true.

Warm regards,
Mary
Man WIth ALl The Questions on April 28th, 2008 3:27 am

absolute classic hey!

Thats gotta be the funnies thing I have heard.

Some people think the answer is out there. Why not just get up out of bed and start taking action.

As soon as I did that I started making money….thought About all the time I had waisted.

thanks for the light humor!
Michelle Brouse on April 28th, 2008 5:24 am

Now THAT’S hilarious!
debbie on April 28th, 2008 9:54 am

Scott,
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I have one chapter alone entitled: “Foolin With The Socket: How NOT to Get Electrocuted!” and I specify How Many It Takes and all with Master Sesale Rights, not JUST an affiliate program.
Robert on April 28th, 2008 11:50 am

Why all this fuss? Let your computer do the work for you. I’m using the “LiteBulbElite” and “LightBulbGenerator” software programs with much success.
Robert